Category Archives: Authors

Catching up with the former ‘Noble’ Lumpkin

The last we heard from Coy he was unable to attend the secret meeting of the 43rd annual convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Alibaba Temple of the Shrine because his motorcycle was stuck … Continue reading

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Better Rewards

I do better (am more productive) when I have deadlines and rewards. Lately I’ve had all the deadlines I could ever want, but the rewards department needed to upgrade from the overused caloric treats and buying more clothes/shoes/random organizers that … Continue reading

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Older Than Bones

I ran across a FB post about how the Rocky Mountains are taller than the Appalachians. The poster insinuates that taller is better. Someone responds to this post by telling the wannabe Texan that bigger ain’t always better saying that … Continue reading

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Good Ideas

I have no shortage of really interesting “high concept” stories in my head. What I’m missing are the characters to tell the story for me. Characters are hard work. You have to invent whole persons out of nothing more than … Continue reading

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The Fallacy of the New Project

New projects are like kittens, cute and adorable, unlike their older, grumpier cat counterparts. Dr. Katherine Gunny, an accounting professor at UC-Denver, made an offhand comment about the fallacy of the new project. It appears all shiny and worry-free compared … Continue reading

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A Design Disaster

I’m 10 years late to the party, but just saw one of these today:   Most mom-mobiles are made out of teflon to deflect all of the kool-aid spills and goldfish crumbs that forever line the seat stitches upon which … Continue reading

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Life Lessons Cubed

My dear friend Trish called me today. We got to visit uninterrupted, which means that it’s barely March and I’ve used up my Christmas miracle already. She mentioned that she’d like for me to do a blog on my “Life’s … Continue reading

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Helm’s Deep

You’re supposed to write what you like to read. And for the most part, I do. But, I have a confession to make. Even in books I like to read, I skimp (skim/skip) some parts.  One of those sections is … Continue reading

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Lacuna Matata

I absolutely was NOT going to read that book about kids with cancer. But, yesterday a friend posted a quote and it was a beautiful string of words.  Prettier than pearls. It occurred to me that I could probably learn … Continue reading

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HomeChurchin’

Thanks #Keb’Mo’ for the new word.  We’ve got home-schooling, home-cooking, and now home-Churching.  I’m down with this today. Yesterday I spent the most beautiful day of 2014 (so far) in a hotel meeting room being eviscerated by a perky blonde’s … Continue reading

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