Monthly Archives: June 2015

Dr. Spockström

Evil genius or modern-day saint? The vote is everybody else to one (me) in favor of living martyr. I’m pretty sure his endless patience, quiet kindness, and subtle humor is some kind of ploy to lull me into complaisance…. Until I … Continue reading

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the semicolon project

Originally posted on hpwritesblogs:
Today I went to a tattoo artist, and for $60 I let a man with a giant Jesus-tattoo on his head ink a semi-colon onto my wrist where it will stay until the day I die. By…

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Zip a Dee Doo Dah

The trouble with popular vacation spots is all of the OTHER people. This morning we were told there would be an HOUR wait to be seated at the pancake shop. While Lyle might not starve to death if left unfed … Continue reading

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Le Parrain

Mark is a man of leisure this summer. He has time to read scholarly articles such as those detailing the Most Popular Google Search by State He told me he was familiar with everything but Louisiana– our search was “parran.” … Continue reading

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