Monthly Archives: October 2013

What Color is Your Trash Can?

In my search for simple answers to life’s more difficult questions, I’ve developed¬†this highly accurate personality test. Yes = 1 point. No = 0 points. I’ll post my results. 1. Are you a cat person? (No. 0 points) 2. Are … Continue reading

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What’s In Them Drawers?

For many years, I’ve followed a strict, “Don’t Look” policy in regard to the cabinet drawers in the master bath. This is not because I’m afraid there’d be spiders, or because I’m¬†afraid of self-knowledge. The opposite in fact. I’m a … Continue reading

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Polk Salad Annie

According to Tony Joe White, Polk Salad Annie’s mama works on a chain gang and is a “wretched, spiteful, straight-razor toting woman.”   I’m pretty sure it’s because all they had to eat was a weed that looked kinda like … Continue reading

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Plans B – GG

Long before Gus Portokalos and his Windex miracle cure-all There was Mr. Leo Amos and his Epsom Salts Soak panacea: I had Mr. Amos in the 2nd grade and I don’t know what subject(s) he taught me. All I can … Continue reading

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