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Möbius Strip

Beginnings, middles, ends. Where to start? Stories usually start with the inciting incident, unless you’re from the South, in which case they start with a genealogy lesson. I think the best stories are like Mobius strips– they have a plot … Continue reading

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Alternality

Several people rent space in my head and at least one of them spends a lot of time thinking, “What If….” Disaster Recovery Laura is a little paranoid and wonders about the availability of toilet paper and instant grits during … Continue reading

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Obsolescence

It all started, as it often does, with the talk of change. Accounting changes. Changes in estimates. Changes like inventory obsolescence. It’s a riveting subject that glues students in their chairs. Or maybe that’s gravity. Regardless, it’s a subject up … Continue reading

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Just Because

I wasn’t around when the cold war started. Half of me may or not have been around, depending on whether or not a woman’s ovaries make new eggs after she’s born. How would we know? Science. In this article, scientists … Continue reading

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You Had Me at No

Some people like a challenge. I may or may not be one of them, depending on the challenge. Ben Bell put some musicality to this one, too. You push me away And I come right back. My heart compensates For … Continue reading

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La Louisianne

Need some musicality to go with the whisky and lyrics (and Ben delivers): La Louisianne You taste like rye whisky with a dash of absinthe You talk like a couyon, never making no sense You look like a muddy boot, … Continue reading

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The Two-th

Way back in 2012 my starting goal post count was one a week, which got downgraded to one a month-ish when I started the PhD program. Since August lasted about 90 days this semester, I’m not too far off my … Continue reading

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The Delta

Growing up, the word delta conjured images of fertile farmlands adjacent to the Mississippi River on the other side of the state.  On my side of Louisiana, the Sabine River deposited slick red clay that turned every rainy day into … Continue reading

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Proxemics

Swim season is over and my number one son  signed up for track. They traveled to Memphis for a meet and he remarked at how different the team dynamics were. Apparently running around half naked most of the time makes … Continue reading

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I do NOT endorse this theme park

I’d rather face a pack of rabid velociraptors then the endure the inefficiencies and indignities of modern air travel. Now I know that only George W. Bush has a weather machine, so it’s not anybody’s fault we got delayed, but…. … Continue reading

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