Tag Archives: Louisiana

Insider Humor

Inside jokes are the glue of relationships. They stick in your memory like day-old grits stick to the edge of the pot– and explaining them to outsiders is just as tough as removing them. Once upon a time, when the … Continue reading

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The ‘Fn’ Key

For the uninformed, ‘Fn’ stands for FUNCTION. But before I delve too far into the ‘Fn’ blog, a few important facts: I hate switching to daylight savings time. I loathe the switch to daylight savings time. I despise leaving standard … Continue reading

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Just like Moses

I broke-ed my tablet. I didn’t fling it down in a fit of anger or anything. It more or less slipped out of my slightly inebrieted gnarled, arthritic hands. It was after midnight and I’d worked day and night for a … Continue reading

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Red-Letter Words

When I grew up a backwoods, country Baptist, my Bible had some words written in red– words spoken by Jesus himself. I seem to recall that the Pharisees and Sadduccees and I don’t know who all else decided to give … Continue reading

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Right Place, Right Time (Extended Version)

A cool thing happened to me this afternoon. I got a free large diet cherry-limeade from Sonic ’cause I was their “Customer of the Day.” I don’t know if it was random or because of my mad ordering skills, but … Continue reading

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Hyper Tropism

Charnel Bailey once told me that if a houseplant grows toward the light it’s called “phototropism.” This must’ve been 25 years ago while we were down at LSU getting our book learning on. I don’t know how I remember that, because I’m not … Continue reading

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CUPS

“She’s in her cups.” That phrase has a totally different meaning today. I’ve been hypnotized by this catchy little tune.  Only 77 seconds long and you can DIY. No fancy equipment needed. Have a listen: Well, some people can. I … Continue reading

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