A Design Disaster

I’m 10 years late to the party, but just saw one of these today:

jaguar station wagon

What fresh hell is this? 

 

Most mom-mobiles are made out of teflon to deflect all of the kool-aid spills and goldfish crumbs that forever line the seat stitches upon which a toddler once sat. (Although in my experience, glitter trumps all; it sticks to crevices like thong underwear that’s 2 sizes too small.)

A Jaguar Station Wagon is neither a functional nor art. It’s the Edsel, Part Deux, and perfect for a Quentin Tarantino parody– perhaps painted banana yellow

kill bill

The original “wagon”

 

and used as a shelter by zombie kittens in a Kill Bill meets Dusk to Dawn re-enactment.

tarantino

Do not seek the treasure.

 

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About oldhwysixwest

I'm currently pursuing a PhD in accounting at LSU. I also write fiction when I can (usually 4 am).
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