I’m 10 years late to the party, but just saw one of these today:
Most mom-mobiles are made out of teflon to deflect all of the kool-aid spills and goldfish crumbs that forever line the seat stitches upon which a toddler once sat. (Although in my experience, glitter trumps all; it sticks to crevices like thong underwear that’s 2 sizes too small.)
A Jaguar Station Wagon is neither a functional nor art. It’s the Edsel, Part Deux, and perfect for a Quentin Tarantino parody– perhaps painted banana yellow
and used as a shelter by zombie kittens in a Kill Bill meets Dusk to Dawn re-enactment.