A Design Disaster

I’m 10 years late to the party, but just saw one of these today:

jaguar station wagon

What fresh hell is this? 


Most mom-mobiles are made out of teflon to deflect all of the kool-aid spills and goldfish crumbs that forever line the seat stitches upon which a toddler once sat. (Although in my experience, glitter trumps all; it sticks to crevices like thong underwear that’s 2 sizes too small.)

A Jaguar Station Wagon is neither a functional nor art. It’s the Edsel, Part Deux, and perfect for a Quentin Tarantino parody– perhaps painted banana yellow

kill bill

The original “wagon”


and used as a shelter by zombie kittens in a Kill Bill meets Dusk to Dawn re-enactment.


Do not seek the treasure.


About Laura Alford, PhD

I'm a recent graduate of LSU (PhD in Accounting). In addition to academic research, I also write fiction on Tuesday nights with the Asilomar Writers.
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