Tag Archives: Norah Jones

Product Regulation

Lawnmowers come with warning stickers: You have to be 18 to buy spray paint and Claritin-D, but WalMart will let anybody with a pulse and a valid credit card out the doors with one of these deadly weapons: I love … Continue reading

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SHOOT THE MOON

In the game of hearts, “shoot the moon” means that you win by losing. In music, it’s a song by Norah Jones.  In books, the moon’s featured in many childhood favorites. When Norah’s song cycled on this evening, tears welled … Continue reading

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