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Become a Lauritarian!

I’ve started my own political party and I’m running a grassroots campaign for POTUS. I have a single platform plank: STOP MOVING THE DAMN TIME!! Once elected, my goal is to split the difference between Daylight Savings Time & Standard … Continue reading

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Winter Solstice, 2012

When Mark and I got married nine years ago on 12/21/2003, we did so with very little planning and absolutely no¬†astrological consultations (this is best for budget-minded individuals). We thought it’d be cool to celebrate our honeymoon in Vegas on … Continue reading

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