Tag Archives: Jesus

The Proposal

First, you make a roux. No, seriously, you’re going to need the carbs. Add the trinity (onions, bell pepper, and celery.) Invoke the Trinity (JMJ), and anoint the router with holy water while you pray for internet speeds capable of running … Continue reading

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Fronting

From the online urban dictionary: The antigravity properties of the Victoria’s Secret banquette bra are no mystery to anyone who’s ever worn one. They’ve got more rigging in them than a fleet of sailboats or Peter Pan the musical. And … Continue reading

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Hell on Wheels

We were just outside of Lake Charles when we spotted this truck yesterday. I had to explain to my kids that the smell of sulfur is synonymous with Satan. And Easter Egg poots. Which probably boils down to the same … Continue reading

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