Tag Archives: Jesus

The Proposal

First, you make a roux. No, seriously, you’re going to need the carbs. Add the trinity (onions, bell pepper, and celery.)┬áInvoke the Trinity (JMJ), and anoint the router with holy water while you pray for internet speeds capable of running … Continue reading

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Fronting

From the online urban dictionary: The antigravity properties of the Victoria’s Secret banquette bra are no mystery to anyone who’s ever worn one. They’ve got more rigging in them than a fleet of sailboats or Peter Pan the musical. And … Continue reading

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Hell on Wheels

We were just outside of Lake Charles when we spotted this truck yesterday. I had to explain to my kids that the smell of sulfur is synonymous with Satan. And Easter Egg poots. Which probably boils down to the same … Continue reading

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