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The Call is Coming from Inside the House

It’s coming from the refrigerator, to be specific. If this is what it’s like to be an alcoholic, then thank God I’m not one. I’d be living under a bridge for sure. What’s the methadone equivalent for sugar?

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This is Not That Day

This morning I was working on my job market presentation aka The Antique’s Roadshow when my tablet spazzed out. I quelled my freakout with some plain, unsalted, multiseed crackers, which is the only thing resembling a carb in my post-Apocalyptic … Continue reading

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