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Bath Time

Me: Bath time, baby. LS: Can I take a bath in your tub? Me: (Distracted by Cheetos and Pinterest posts) Sure. Me: (nearly an hour later. Sweat has dried in my crack. Armpits smell like rotten garbage) You need to get … Continue reading

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“Gopher, Everett?”

Today I attended a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.  My favorite game there is Whack-a-Mole because I have found that beating little gopher heads with a hammer releases the negativity and anxiety that are common by-products of my association with … Continue reading

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