Several years ago when Louisiana was simultaneously flooding and on fire, I renounced any desire to be “the decider.”
While I did retain the right to proclaim that, “I’m not in charge,” which is passive-aggressive code for, “You’re not doing it right” (Credit: an internet meme), I do not yet possess the powers of Captain Jean Luc Picard.
If I was in charge of the Enterprise, the first order of business for my Fempire (female empire) would be to create pony-tail accessible vehicle headrests concurrent with 12-way positioning heated office chairs with adjustable lumbar support.
Somebody, please. MAKE IT SO!!