Make It So

Several years ago when Louisiana was simultaneously flooding and on fire, I renounced any desire to be “the decider.”

While I did retain the right to proclaim that, “I’m not in charge,” which is passive-aggressive code for, “You’re not doing it right” (Credit: an internet meme), I do not yet possess the powers of Captain Jean Luc Picard.

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In some cases, it’s better NOT to be number one.

If I was in charge of the Enterprise, the first order of business for my Fempire (female empire) would be to create pony-tail accessible vehicle headrests concurrent with 12-way positioning heated office chairs with adjustable lumbar support.

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Put these premium adjustable, heated leather seats with lumbar support on a stick with some rollers and see how much work I could get done.

Somebody, please. MAKE IT SO!!

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About Laura Alford, PhD

I'm a recent graduate of LSU (PhD in Accounting). In addition to academic research, I also write fiction when I can (usually 4 am).
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