I’ll take SAFEST for $200, Siri.
Every travel meet is an adventure, where we weave our way through streets peppered with pawn shops and payday loan places, all with bars on the windows.
But neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps the SwimMom from meets. Although appaxrently SoccerMom is deterred by crises of too little dryer lint accumulations.
There’s few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and certain failure at parenting (as viewed by those receiving said parenting).