Fastest, Shortest, or Easiest?

I’ll take SAFEST for $200, Siri.

Every travel meet is an adventure, where we weave our way through streets peppered with pawn shops and payday loan places, all with bars on the windows.


Furniture rental is just as immoral  But I am not gonna get on my stump today

But neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps the SwimMom from meets. Although appaxrently SoccerMom is deterred by crises of too little dryer lint accumulations.

I’m not sure if this is accurate or if Leah thinks it’s worse than this.

There’s few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and certain failure at parenting (as viewed by those receiving said parenting).


My kids have no idea how bad it could be. 

About Laura Alford, PhD

I'm a recent graduate of LSU (PhD in Accounting). In addition to academic research, I also write fiction on Tuesday nights with the Asilomar Writers.
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2 Responses to Fastest, Shortest, or Easiest?

  1. Leah says:

    It’s accurate

  2. Susan Sands says:

    Each of my offspring believes the other is loved and attended to more. I’d hoped they would all think they were my favorite. It’s the things they don’t remember that get me–All those birthday parties with all those kids at Build-a-Bear, etc. I should have just done it in the back yard. Hopefully, it will all eventually even out.

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