My favorite sister-in-law over 6’0″ sent a reasonable email request– send nephew correspondence my snail mail.
I was all set to comply, but when I went to my correspondence supply drawer, I found something even more frilly than this:
He IS at NATURE CAMP. But that internal debate lasted about 3 milliseconds before I decided to send him something to counter-act that Wolfpack shirt he was wearing– an LSU card.
But the heat index is 112 (not even kidding), my knee is gimpy, and parking is non-existent, so I drove to a nearby shopping center.
And that’s when it started to snowball:
The cost breakdown is as follows:
$38 for new stationery from store next the Trader Joe’s.
$4.11 for Trader Joe cookie butter cookies (9 servings @ 180 calories = 2 days in the gym)
$100 for chiropractic therapy to relieve pain caused by said exercise.
$857.89 for new suit and shoes to wear to AAA conference because instead of losing 2 lbs, I gained 3 from cookies.
I hope he likes his card and has a good time at camp.
Not like this guy