Last week I saw a beautiful young woman running the LSU lakes. She had long, blonde hair, firm thighs, a flat stomach and actual biceps.
I’ll tell you straight up–I was envious. Horribly, terribly jealous. Of the cartilage in her knees.
Some people may enjoy the predictive ability of arthritic joints. But the damn things don’t tell me the lottery numbers– Just when the weather’s going to change.
I’d like to thank everybody for contributing to my $1.3 billion jackpot. Crawfish boil and an Outlaw Country concert for all twelve of my regular readers when I win this week.
The second thing I’m gonna do is get me some new knees. About 4 pair of them: