Will Run for M&M’s

Last week I saw a beautiful young woman running the LSU lakes. She had long, blonde hair, firm thighs, a flat stomach and actual biceps.


This is NOT the actual girl I saw, but she looked alot like this.

I’ll tell you straight up–I was envious.  Horribly, terribly jealous.  Of the cartilage in her knees.

bad knees

Only 1 is really BAD. The other is just contrary.

Some people may enjoy the predictive ability of arthritic joints. But the damn things don’t tell me the lottery numbers– Just when the weather’s going to change.


I’d like to thank everybody for contributing to my $1.3 billion jackpot. Crawfish boil and an Outlaw Country concert for all twelve of my regular readers when I win this week.

The second thing I’m gonna do is get me some new knees. About 4 pair of them:

newer knees

These are the knees I’m looking for.

About Laura Alford, PhD

I'm a recent graduate of LSU (PhD in Accounting). In addition to academic research, I also write fiction on Tuesday nights with the Asilomar Writers.
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2 Responses to Will Run for M&M’s

  1. Susan Sands says:

    Sounds like fun. Can’t wait!

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