That Sam I Am. That Sam I Am. I do not like that Sam I Am.
Raise your hand if you’ve badgered someone into cooking you this meal:
Did you try eating it in a box? With a fox? No? Maybe you should have used one of these MacDaddies:
You could try it with QUINOA. Hint: It don’t rhyme with Mauna Loa.
Until Miss Kay comes out with a Country Fried KEEN-WAH recipe or Paula Deen figures out how much butter it will take to make this goosefoot grain tasty, this chick ain’t gonna eat any.
Not with a mouse, not in a house. Not on a train, not in the rain. Not with a goat, not on a boat….
I will not eat it here or there. I will not eat it anywhere.
Unless someone will pay me lots of money and then I’ll try it. Probably tastes like chicken.