Earlier today I found myself on the State Police website looking up the process for obtaining a permit for carrying a concealed handgun. I don’t want to be at the mall (or the bank, or WalMart, the gas station, or anywhere else) when morons start shooting and not be able to shoot back.
But I don’t have a gun, a bigger purse would hurt my neck, plus it’s a lot of damn paperwork…. Lucky for everyone, I’m a creative genius.
I don’t need no stinking permit. I needs a FLAMETHROWER!
I don’t think there’s a law prohibiting the carrying of these McDaddies. (http://www.cracked.com/article_17016_7-items-you-wont-believe-are-actually-legal.htm)
And I’m guessing my accuracy would improve to nearly 100%.
So, whoever draws my name for Christmas, please take note: no jewelry or steak knives– just an incendiary device, please.